we can pop bottles all night
baby you can have whatever you like
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ASK BOX IS CLOSED FOR NOW!
i'll re open once i weed through the mountain i have >:U
sorry everyone <3 ilu ;v;
Anonymous said: karkat, how do you feel about gamzee spending so much time with tavros? don't you feel a bit jealous?

I DON’T FUCKING CARE. WHO OR WHAT THAT CLOWN STICKS IT INTO ISN’T MY PROBLEM.

IT’S NOT LIKE THEY FUCKING DO ANYTHING TOGETHER ANYWAY THAT KID IS TOO DAMN PUSSY TO TRY ANYTHING.

((oh god haha okay sorry guys i’m closing the ask again for a while!!! it’s actually lagging my tumblr……… i’ll try to sort through these in the next few days and stuff :3 thank you for all your support <3))

Anonymous said: Gamzee, do you dirty talk to Karkat in languages other than English?

SoMeTiMeS wHeN iT fEeLs ToO mOThErFuCkInG gOoD i AlL uP aNd SliP aNd StArT TaLkInG iN eSpAñOL

iT gEtS hIm ReAlLy HoT EvEn ThOuGh I tHiNk He OnLy UnDeRsTaNdS aBoUt HaLf oF wHaT i’M mOtHeRfUcKiNg AlL uP aNd MoAnInG iN hIs EaR

bUt ShIt, LoVe Is ThE UnIvErSaL lAnGuAgE bRoThEr :o) 

Anonymous said: Gamzee, how would you fuck Tavros? C:

sHiIiIiT i DoN’t KnOw MaN, i NeVeR tHoUgHt AbOuT mY tAvBrO tHaT wAy

SlOw, PrObAbLy, To GeT hIm UsEd tO iT aNd OpEn HiM uP, uNtIl He TeLlS mE iT’s OkAy To Go FaStEr

FuCk He’D pRoBaBlY lOoK CuTe As HeLl, aNd He’D bE eAsY aS fUcK tO jUsT fOlD uP aNd HoLd AgAiNsT tHe WaLl WhIlE i dO mY tHiNg

sHiT bRoThEr I CaN’T kEeP tAlKiNg AbOuT tHiS sTuFf iT’s FoR rEaL mAkIn Me FeEl AlL wEiRD

Anonymous said: TELL ME WHAT YOU LIKE, GAMZEE

hEy BeSt FrIeNd AlRiGhT :o)

yOu KnOw I lIkE iT wHeN yOu GeT aLl MoThErFuCkiNg QuIeT wHeN i PuSh InSiDe YoU

wHeN yOu CoVeR yOuR mOuTh lIkE yOu DoN’t WaNt mE tO fUcKiN hEaR yOu BuT i JuSt HaVe To ThRuSt A lItTlE hArDeR aNd yOu CrY oUt AnYwAy

AnD hOw YoU hIdE yOuR fAcE aNd AcT lIkE tHe QuIeTeSt MoThErFuCkEr UnTiL yOu GoTtA aLl Up AnD cUm AnD tHeN yOu’Re CuRsInG aNd BeGgInG lIkE tHe OlD kAr AnD iT’s CuTe As FuCkKkKk :o)

MaN I’m GeTtInG aLl mOtHeRfUcKiN wEiRd TaLkIn AbOuT tHiS yOu FrEe LaTeR?

Anonymous said: Eridan: What happened between you and Sollux?

wwhat do you mean what happened betwween me and that fuckin dickwwad

nothing fuckin happened wwe havven’t evven talked

but i think he catches me starin at fef sometimes

and givves me the shittiest most condescendin look

and i fuckin swwear one day i’m goin to snap his stupid pretty rich boy neck

Anonymous said: Tavros what is your opinion in rough sex? For example, how would you feel about you on your stomach, blindfolded, Gamzee biting all over your neck and pulling at your mow hawk while he fucked you mercilessly into the mattress? Thanks!

oH

mY

gOD,

Anonymous said: Vriska, have you, or did you have a rivalry with a certain brunette hipster?

Oh my god that loser who goes to that loser art school??!??! Hahahaha!!!!!!!! Yeah he was funny for a while, he was soooooooo desper8! I still see him around Union Square, with that dum8ass camera that I’m pretty sure he has no idea how to use! 

Anonymous said: Hey Vriska! What do you think of that clown guy that hangs around Tavros sometimes?

He reeeeeeeeally ru8s me the wrong way! Who does he think he is anyway?! I see him in the dorms aaaaaaaall the time and have half a mind to kick him out!!! >::::( I mean he’s 8arely known Tavros for a year! The nerve!!!!!!!!

Anonymous said: Gamzee, did you and Karkat ever had some sex in public?

FUCK OFF I’M NOT LETTING HIM ANSWER THIS ONE.

hOnK hOnK hOnk :o)

(wHaT hApPeNs BaCkStAgE sTaYs BaCkStAgE, MoThErFuCkeR)

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